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            Edible Cornish Game Hens - used in The Nerd
            - Face it, Cornish game hens are too expensive to purchase fresh 
              for each production. Purchase four hens and cook them. In performance, 
              arrange the hens on the downstage side of each plate, and place 
              a small piece of fresh fried chicken (from your favorite fast-food 
              chicken place) behind each hen. Allow the actors to eat the chicken 
              but not the hens. Freeze the hens between performances; purchase 
              fresh chicken each weekend. Your actors will love this one! 
 
           
          
            Edible Creamed Herring - used in Hay Fever
            - Mix marshmallow cream with a little milk. Slice ordinary white 
              bread and top it with the marshmallow cream and milk mixture. Warm 
              in the microwave just before it goes on stage. (If you don't have 
              a microwave, solicit one as a donation. It will get used more times 
              than you can count, and actors really appreciate warm food!) 
 
           
          
            Burned Chicken - used in The Odd Couple (Female Version)
            - Use wadded newspapers to make a chicken-esque form and finish 
              off with papier-mache (strips of newspaper dipped in a glue and 
              water mixture). When dry, cover with aluminum foil, letting the 
              aluminum foil crinkle and fold as you smooth it down around the 
              form (you want some texture). Paint the chicken with flat black 
              paint. 
 
           
          
            Splashable Guacomole - used in Bathroom Humor
            - Mix small-curd cottage cheese with a little water. Add green food 
              coloring until you get close to the shade you want. Add a few drops 
              of red to tone down the green. (Note: Food coloring will stain. 
              The break-away pants used in this production should be dark-colored). 
 
           
            
    
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